I've decided, I want to be a Sim. You know that game? The Sims? Well, I installed it on my new PC the other day and have been creating families (One from Buffy, a TV gang, a bunch of staff from my school, next up, the XENAVILLE crew!!!) and making them all interact.

If you have never heard of this game (and are wondering what the hell I am on about) basically, its a sort of God Game. You create a family and have a certain budget to buy/build them a house. They get jobs and have to get promoted by being happy and having lots of friends!

The thing that makes ME want to be a Sim (back to my first point) is that life is so straightforward for a Sim. You can see how hungry they are, or how full their bladder is, or how happy they are, all by looking at their little colour scale.

And they can sleep anywhere! Plus making friends is a doddle, and relationships?? It's easy... "talk" "compliment" "joke" "back rub" "flirt" "hug" and "kiss" and you're hitched!! (well almost....)
Just stay away from the Guinea Pig!

Plus I bet the Sims don't have cats that projectile vomit! (Bloody Boris!)